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I googled it. It's true. Everything is a little bit.

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A Little Bit Gay

Everyone has a secret place in their heart,
Where their dreams can frolic and play!
They might dance with rainbows, or dream of the theatre,
or sing along with the YMCA...

Oh a taste for Judy Garland, or Celine Dion,
To love such things, is it so very wrong?

You may ask yourself one fateful day,
If this is how I feel, oh does that mean I'm gay?

And the answer is...
Yes, yes, I'm here to say,
Those kinky little thoughts you've been keeping at bay,
It's not the end of the world, but at the end of the day,
Every Dick and Jane is a little bit gay!
Ra da da da, da da da da, dah da!

Have you heard the news about the birds and the bees?
How 'bout those funky little monkeys, swingin' so high in the trees?
They've got all the scientists reaching out for their pens,
Because the latest statistics are more than just one in ten!
Oh, giraffes and dolphins, orangutans and bighorn sheep...
They do what they do! Don't care who! Ooo, they never sleep!

Yes, yes, I'm here to say
Those kinky little thoughts you've been keeping at bay,
It's not the end of the world, but at the end of the day,
Every Dick and Jane is a little bit gay!
Ra da da da, da da da da, dah da!

[Jokes]

From the wrestling match, to the fields of the football game...
Manly men, in tight clothing, but no, there's no reason for shame!
All that pushing and grunting, they sweat from t he first to the last.,
And then congratulate each other with a fabulous smack on the ass!
And the women dress for women, as they drool over fashion magazines,
Filled with half naked ladies, but it's neither rude, nor obscene!

Just please don't tell me it's not natures way,
if the birds and the bees are all gay!

Yes, yes, I'm here to say
Those kinky little thoughts you've been keeping at bay,
It's not the end of the world, but at the end of the day,
Every Dick and Jane is a little bit gay!
Ra da da da, da da da da, dah da!

And if you still don't believe that all cats are grey in the dark...
I sing, bi-bi baby!
Oh, bi-bi baby
Oh, bi-bi baby!
So long, farewell!
Yea.

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from The Music for Atomic Vaudeville, released January 20, 2015

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brooke maxwell Victoria, British Columbia

Brooke Maxwell is a Victoria-based freelance composer/musician/educator. Major composing credits include the acclaimed hit musical, Ride the Cyclone [Atomic Vaudeville/Alchemation], the English premiere of And Slowly Beauty [Belfry/NAC], the North American premiere of A Tender Thing [Belfry]. He would like to thank his parents for forcing him to stay in piano lessons. ... more

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