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For the reluctant vegetarians...

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TOFU

Tofu...
I'm so sick of you!
Rice and beans, and leafy greens,
Oh, you just don't do…

There must be a place! There must be a way!
Beyond this ve-ge-tar-i-an café!

To feed my heart,
To feed my soul!


Spam.
Or a slice of ham.
Bologna and steak. Good ol' beefcake,
Or a rack of lamb...

Oh yes there's a place,
Of course there's a way!
Beyond this hippy dippy,
Malnutritioned,
Labor-unioned,
Communistic,
Ve-ge-tar-i-an café!

Come with me,
spoken: Can you really show me?
Yes, I'll show you…Come with me!

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from The Music for Atomic Vaudeville, released January 20, 2015

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brooke maxwell Victoria, British Columbia

Brooke Maxwell is a Victoria-based freelance composer/musician/educator. Major composing credits include the acclaimed hit musical, Ride the Cyclone [Atomic Vaudeville/Alchemation], the English premiere of And Slowly Beauty [Belfry/NAC], the North American premiere of A Tender Thing [Belfry]. He would like to thank his parents for forcing him to stay in piano lessons. ... more

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