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from The Music for Atomic Vaudeville, released January 20, 2015
Porno Polka Party

When I have beer and weiner schnitzel,
Oh, how hard it makes my schpritzels!
Yes, schnitzel with hard schpritzels is divine...

And when I hear the tuba talk,
My schmengel's harder than a rock!
I know it's Porno Polka Party time...

Everybody!

Don't just stand there, shy and frozen,
It's time to lose that leiderhosen,
Grab a partner, bounce around the room!

Everybody sing and dance!
Gretchen! Otto! Heidi! Hans!
Oom pah pah, the drum goes boom boom boom!

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Bing, bang, boom! Hey!

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Bing, bang, boom! Hey!

Swing your partner, swing another,
Swing your sister, swing your brother
Oom pah side to side across the floor!

Jump right in, no don't be shy!
If you're straight or gay or bi...
Join a group of three or four or more!

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Bing, bang, boom! Hey!

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Bing, bang, boom! Hey!


I'll pump you like accordion bellows,
With two or three or more fine fellows
All at once, or standing in a line?

I'll blow you like the tuba blows,
You'll wear my schneidel like a nose
I know it's Porno Polka Party time!
When I have beer and weiner schnitzel,
Oh, how hard it makes my schpritzels!
Yes, schnitzel with hard schpritzels is divine...

And when I hear the tuba talk,
My schmengel's harder than a rock!
I know it's Porno Polka Party time...

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Bing, bang, boom! Hey!

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah,
Bing, bang, boom! Hey!

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brooke maxwell Victoria, British Columbia

Brooke Maxwell is a Victoria-based freelance composer/musician/educator. Major composing credits include the acclaimed hit musical, Ride the Cyclone [Atomic Vaudeville/Alchemation], the English premiere of And Slowly Beauty [Belfry/NAC], the North American premiere of A Tender Thing [Belfry]. He would like to thank his parents for forcing him to stay in piano lessons. ... more

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